Married... with Children (TV Series)

Grime and Punishment (1997)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• [Al is under house arrest in his basement] 

  Peggy : Oh, Al. It's time for your conjugal visit.

  Al : No! No! Help Me!

  Peggy : Shut up, Al! You're my bitch now!

• Bud : Why aren't there any pictures of me in here?

  Al : Well frankly son, you were one uuugly baby.

  Peggy : I thought you were beautiful.

  Al : Ah come on Peg, you used to diaper his face.

• Peggy : Look Bud, your first words.

  [from Bud's Baby Book] 

  Bud : Bud need food... Bud want food... ouch?

• Peggy : Sounds familiar? How many times have I told you Al, you gotta stick it in the right way and pressing all the right buttons wouldn't hurt either.