Married... with Children (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner (1995)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy : I do remember my first apartment. My roommate and I were both single, both bursting with ripe, flowering womanhood. The sexual revolution was in full swing and we were a-happening.

  Peggy : Wow. I'll bet you were having sex all the time.

  Marcy : No, that cheap slut of a roommate stole all my boyfriends. I've never forgiven Mom for that.

• Jefferson : Well, let me tell you a little bit about my own swinging bachelor pad: mirror ball on the ceiling, water bed on the floor, fake medical degrees on the wall. Oh God, I have fun at that place.

  Marcy : Have? Jefferson, you don't still own that place, do you?

  Jefferson : Um... No. And it's not where I go Thursdays when I say I'm playing racquetball.

• Jefferson : So, where's the man who's ready to leave home and go bag some babes?

  Al : Right here.

  Marcy : Oh please, you couldn't bag your own wife.

  Al : No, I could bag her. But it doesn't do me any good. I still remember what she looks like.