Married... with Children (TV Series)

Honey, I Blew Up Myself (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : There's this new photography studio called 'Sex You Up' and they specialize in boudoir photos. You know, where they, like, lay you on a bed, and dress you up real sexy.

  Bud Bundy : Oh, you mean like the picture on Kelly's driver's license?

  Kelly Bundy : That may be, but I've never gotten a ticket, now, have I?

• Peggy Bundy : [preparing Al's excuse for a makeshift birthday cake]  Now, do we have any candles?

  Bud Bundy : Nope. Dad said no candles this year, because of last year's

  [giving Kelly a pointed look] 

  Bud Bundy : little mishap.

  Kelly Bundy : [with a shrug]  Hey, I just thought that Roman candles meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

  Bud Bundy : It's amazing. Dad's looks and Buck's brains.

  Buck the dog : [quietly indignant, in spiteful tone]  At least I never tried to date one of MY plastic toys.

• Peggy Bundy : [about her picture on the billboard]  Kids, what do you think?

  Bud Bundy : Well, I think you look... nice.

  Kelly Bundy : You could see her from space.

  Bud Bundy : You would know.