Married... with Children (TV Series)
Honey, I Blew Up Myself (1994)
Hill Harper: Aaron
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Quotes
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Aaron : So, how much do you think you owe this store in commission?
Al Bundy : [laughs] I'm not selling shoes for the money, Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women. Where have you been?
Aaron : To buy you a birthday present. Here.
[Al takes the gift and opens it to reveal a VHS video tape]
Aaron : It's Hot Dog, the Movie.
Al Bundy : I prefer hot dog, the "Hot DOG".
[Al tosses the tape into a wastebasket]
Aaron : Hey, don't do that. That tape's due back at the video store at 10 o'clock tomorrow.
Al Bundy : Yeah, I know how it feels. At least you didn't sing "Happy Birthday" to me, I HATE THAT! Nothing to do but stand there looking like an idiot until the damn thing is finished. I hope I can get through the day without someone singing "Happy Birthday" to me.
[Jefferson enters]
Jefferson D'Arcy : [singing] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, dear Al. Hap-p-p-py Birthday to yooou!
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Aaron : But I don't understand; both of you guys are married. Can't you just look at your wives topless?
Al Bundy , Jefferson D'Arcy : Have you seen his wife?
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Al Bundy : Aaron, Aaron, it's very important that sign comes down before Peg sees it. What I want you to do is go outside to look for her and yell when you see her.
[Peggy, Bud, and Kelly enters the store]
Aaron : Aah!
Al Bundy : No, not her picture! Not her picture, her!
[turns around and sees Peggy]
Al Bundy : Aah!
Peggy Bundy : Hi, Al. Did you see it?
Al Bundy : Yes, Peg, I saw it. Ray Charles would see it. But why is it up there?
Peggy Bundy : Well, the photographer asked if he could use one of my shots to advertise his business. I just didn't think he was gonna make it that...
Al Bundy : Shamu-lian?
Peggy Bundy : Well, I was gonna say gorgeous.
