Married... with Children (TV Series)
Honey, I Blew Up Myself (1994)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Aaron : So, how much do you think you owe this store in commission?
Al Bundy : [laughs] I'm not selling shoes for the money, Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women. Where have you been?
Aaron : To buy you a birthday present. Here.
[Al takes the gift and opens it to reveal a VHS video tape]
Aaron : It's Hot Dog, the Movie.
Al Bundy : I prefer hot dog, the "Hot DOG".
[Al tosses the tape into a wastebasket]
Aaron : Hey, don't do that. That tape's due back at the video store at 10 o'clock tomorrow.
Al Bundy : Yeah, I know how it feels. At least you didn't sing "Happy Birthday" to me, I HATE THAT! Nothing to do but stand there looking like an idiot until the damn thing is finished. I hope I can get through the day without someone singing "Happy Birthday" to me.
[Jefferson enters]
Jefferson D'Arcy : [singing] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, dear Al. Hap-p-p-py Birthday to yooou!
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Actually, Marcy wanted to wish that you get caught downwind from your own feet and die.
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Aaron : But I don't understand; both of you guys are married. Can't you just look at your wives topless?
Al Bundy , Jefferson D'Arcy : Have you seen his wife?