Married... with Children (TV Series)

How Green Was My Apple (1994)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy : Al Bundy, what do you think you're doing?

  Al : Going blind if you stand up.

• [the Bundy's driveway is on the D'Arcy's property line. Marcy and Jefferson have set up a toll booth] 

  Marcy : We'll be happy to let Al use it, won't we Jefferson?

  Jefferson : Sure, as long as he pays the toll.

  Al : What's the toll?

  Marcy : $1,500, exact change please.

  Al : $1,500? Are you crazy?

  Jefferson : [cocks rifle]  Who you callin' crazy, Punk?

  Al : Uh... Your wife.

• Marcy : What's your'n is your'n and what's our'n is our'n.