Married... with Children (TV Series)
How Green Was My Apple (1994)
Joni Allen: Girl
Quotes
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Al : Pumpkin! Pumpkin, I want you to do me a favor. Go to the hardware store and get Daddy some smudge pots.
Kelly : [perplexed] What are smudge pots?
Al : They keep your apples warm, so they don't get frozen.
Bud : You call them Marines.
Kelly : Oh. All right.
Al : And, Son, I have an even more important job for you. Go get me fifty pounds of manure.
Peggy : Oh, and Bud, I need a jumbo box of tampons.
Al : And don't forget my 'rhoid cream.
Bud : Does anybody need anything embarrassing while I'm at it?
[opens front door, gorgeous blonde on doorstep, his dream girl]
Al : [in unison] Suppositories!
Peggy : [in unison] Suppositories!
Girl : [alluringly, to Bud] I was just coming over to see you.
Bud : Uhm, not right now. I gotta go somewhere.
Girl : [longingly] Well, can I come with you?
Bud : No! And don't follow me either!