Married... with Children (TV Series)
I Can't Believe It's Butter (1995)
Harold Sylvester: Griff
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Quotes
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey guys, since our wives are downtown feeding Christmas dinners for the homeless, shouldn't we be at the nudie bar feeding dollars to the topless?
Al Bundy : Great idea. To the nudie bar.
Bob Rooney : Where Christmas is nice...
Al Bundy : And lap dances are half-price.
Al Bundy , Griff , Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Ike , Officer Dan : At the nudie bar!
Ike : Where you drink down the shooters...
Officer Dan : And unwrap the hooters.
Al Bundy , Griff , Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Ike , Officer Dan : At the nudie bar!
Jefferson D'Arcy : Where eggnog's a plenty...
Griff : And the girls are all 20.
Al Bundy , Griff , Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Ike , Officer Dan : At the nudie bar!
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Griff : Hey, I don't mind messin' around with a married woman.
Peggy Bundy : Al, I'll be back by New Year's.
Al Bundy : Peg, he's a shoe salesman. It'd be like leaving me for me.
Peggy Bundy : Oh, yeah. Thanks for talking me down, Al.
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Griff : Al, meaningless, no-strings-attached sex is the last thing I want right now.
Bob Rooney : That's the only thing I've ever wanted.