Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 2 (1994)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Al : Here we are, boys. City of brotherly love.

  Jefferson : No, that's Philadelphia.

  Al : Well, what's Washington?

  Officer Dan : A team without a quarterback.

  [Everyone snickers except Al] 

  Al : You guys are so cynical. Here we are in the capital of the greatest nation on the free earth, and you can't even appreciate...

  [looks out the window] 

  Al : Everybody down!

  [Everyone hits the floor as a burst of gunfire is heard, and one of the windows shatters] 

  Griff : Nice room you got us! Was the John Hinckley Arms booked?

• Al : [Griff is sobbing]  Aw, take it easy, Griff. We might have lost Psycho Dad, but we will win the war!

  Griff : It's not that. To tell the truth, I never even liked Psycho Dad.

  Al : Well what is it, then?

  Griff : I really thought we were going ice fishing.