Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 2 (1994)

Dan Tullis Jr.: Officer Dan

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Quotes 

• Officer Dan : [gunfire has erupted outside NO MA'AM's hotel room and Officer Dan has returned fire]  Damn postal workers!

  [to the unseen shooters] 

  Officer Dan : Hey, you down there! We're from Chicago! Don't you know that we invented random violence?

• Al : Here we are, boys. City of brotherly love.

  Jefferson : No, that's Philadelphia.

  Al : Well, what's Washington?

  Officer Dan : A team without a quarterback.

  [Everyone snickers except Al] 

  Al : You guys are so cynical. Here we are in the capital of the greatest nation on the free earth, and you can't even appreciate...

  [looks out the window] 

  Al : Everybody down!

  [Everyone hits the floor as a burst of gunfire is heard, and one of the windows shatters] 

  Griff : Nice room you got us! Was the John Hinckley Arms booked?

• Officer Dan : Jefferson said he could get us in, and you gotta trust a guy who is named after a president.

  Ike : [to Jefferson]  I thought you were named after Sherman Hemsley.