Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Al : Ah, it's just my stinking luck. It's a re-run.

  Kelly : Re-run?

  Al : Yeah, yeah, I recognize this episode. This is the part where he's gonna shoot his wife, she ducks and he accidentally kills president Lincoln instead. Damn women.

• Bud Bundy : Did you notice we made you some Psycho Dad vittles?

  Kelly : Yes, a veritable coronarycopia of your favorites.

• Kelly : Hi, Daddy. How're you feeling?

  Al : Well, let's see...

  [He takes the thermometer out of his mouth and looks at it] 

  Al : Ah-ha, I'm dead.