Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)

E.E. Bell: Bob Rooney

Quotes 

• Al : Psycho Dad has been canceled. You know who's responsible?

  Bob Rooney : Women?

  Al : No. Marcy D'Arcy, Chicken at Large.

• Psycho Dad : [Reading Al's letter]  "I like you. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al; P.S. What does Barbara Eden look like naked?"

  Jefferson : Barbara Eden?

  Bob Rooney : She's 1,000.

  Al : I didn't mean now.

• Al : Aw, real men don't write letters.

  Griff : Except in Penthouse.

  Bob Rooney : They got letters in Penthouse?

  Bud Bundy : Of course they've got letters in Penthouse. So you've got something to do right after you...

  [Peggy regards her son sharply] 

  Bud Bundy : Right after you... you finish reading the interviews.

  Bob Rooney : They got interviews in Penthouse?