"Married... with Children" I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (TV Episode 1994) Poster

Andrew Prine: Psycho Dad

Quotes 

  • Psycho Dad : [Reading Al's letter]  "I like you. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al; P.S. What does Barbara Eden look like naked?"

    Jefferson : Barbara Eden?

    Bob Rooney : She's 1,000.

    Al : I didn't mean now.

  • Psycho Dad : [Al had sent in a letter he made by cutting out letters of words in magazines]  I'd like to read this letter to you now. "Dear Psycho Dad," spelled S-Y-K-O.

    Al : You try and find P's and H's in USA Today.

  • Psycho Dad : Sure the cancellation was a shock. I felt heart, I've been rejected, I thought, "Well, nobody cares anymore about a simple saga of a guy run amuck in the old west."

    Al : The man's a freaking poet.

  • Psycho Dad : This letter arrived today.

    Al : Maybe that's my letter.

    Psycho Dad : It came "Postage Due".

    Al : It is my letter.

  • Psycho Dad : Yes, quit. Quit, apologize, and renounce forever the character of Psycho Dad. If this is the kind of following that I inspire, then I'm afraid I must stop leading. However, since the network's offering me big bucks, be sure to watch me in my new show: "Lefkowitz: Special Education Teacher's Aid". Thank you. And to you, Al: goodbye, and, uh, get help.

    Ike : I can't believe Psycho Dad would sell us out.

    Al : That's not Psycho Dad talking. He doesn't use words like "character" or "education" or "Lefkowitz". He's been brainwashed by people like Marcy and her do-gooders. Well, we've got to think of something.

    Griff : Use the power of our giant manly brains?

    Al : No, that'll take too long.

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