Married... with Children (TV Series)
I Who Have Nothing (1991)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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[the family comes home after an outing]
Peggy Bundy : That was a great family day.
Kelly Bundy : Yeah.
Peggy Bundy : Thanks for taking us with you, Al.
Kelly Bundy : Why don't we do this more often, Daddy?
Al Bundy : Well, it's not every day an uncle dies and the coroner forgets to lock his house.
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Al Bundy : What idiot would be so thoughtless as to not leave a will?
Kelly Bundy : Do you have a will, Daddy?
Al Bundy : Well, no, but, uh... I will have one after today.
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Al Bundy : [to his family] All that is mine shall be divided among you.
[later, Al is looking in a box]
Al Bundy : [tearfully] I have nothing!
Bud Bundy : Ah, come on, Dad. I wouldn't call a 45 of "Under the Boardwalk" and a baseball card of Joe Nuxhall nothing.
Kelly Bundy : Yeah, and a copy of Sports Hijinks on Beta.
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Al Bundy : Peg, don't you understand this is important to me? How would you remember me if I died tomorrow?
Peggy Bundy : As a lover.
Kelly Bundy : A father.
Bud Bundy : A provider.
[everyone, except Al, laughs]