Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Who Have Nothing (1991)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [to his family]  All that is mine shall be divided among you.

  [later, Al is looking in a box] 

  Al Bundy : [tearfully]  I have nothing!

  Bud Bundy : Ah, come on, Dad. I wouldn't call a 45 of "Under the Boardwalk" and a baseball card of Joe Nuxhall nothing.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, and a copy of Sports Hijinks on Beta.

• Al Bundy : Peg, don't you understand this is important to me? How would you remember me if I died tomorrow?

  Peggy Bundy : As a lover.

  Kelly Bundy : A father.

  Bud Bundy : A provider.

  [everyone, except Al, laughs]