Married... with Children (TV Series)

It's a Bundyful Life Part 1 (1989)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Peggy : Aw, honey. I know what would make you feel better. But I'll never leave you, not in a million years. So, Al, what's the family plan for Christmas this year?

  Bud : Five bowls a-flushing?

  Peggy : Four 'roids a-throbbing?

  Kelly : Three nose hairs waving?

  Bud : Two children starving?

  Peggy : [singing]  One un-touched wife.

• Kelly : Something is rotten in the state of Denver.

• Al : [a knock on the bedroom door]  Come in, Kelly.

  Kelly : Hi, Daddy. Um, I just wanted to tell you, I just got a call from the doctor and, um, I'm dying. Yep, I've got Bulgaria. The doctor says that it's terminus.

  Al : How much time d'ya have, pumpkin?

  Kelly : Well, I've got 'til Christmas morning, and the only known cure is a good present. You know, in the 250 to 275 price range.

• Peggy : So Al, what's the family plan for Christmas this year?

  Bud : 5 bowls a-flushing?

  Peggy : 4 'roids a throbbing?

  Kelly : 3 nose hairs waving?

  Bud : 2 children starving?

  Peggy : [singing]  1 UNTOUCHED WIFE!

  Al : I guess that's what they mean when they say ""chestnuts roasting on an open".

• Kelly : Daddy we cant have christmas without presents thats like thanksgiving without pizza.