Married... with Children (TV Series)

Just Shoe It (1992)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al : [entering the house]  Hello Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley...

• Al Bundy : This should be fun. You know, it's always been an amateur's dream to see how far he'd go with a pro.

• Al Bundy : Who's the man who scored 4 touchdowns in a single game to clinch the city championship in 1966?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Shaft, John Shaft.

  Al Bundy : No. Who's the man who rushed for 200 yards against Garfield High?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Shaft. He's a bad mother...

  Al Bundy : Shut your mouth!

• Peggy Bundy : Now, give me a kiss and make me some coffee.

  Al Bundy : I will not. I'm going to audition for this commercial and get it, by God. Then we'll see, when I go down for this interview, who in Chicago doesn't know the name Bundy.

  [later, Al is talking to the receptionist at the audition] 

  Miss LeGroin : Who?

  Al Bundy : Bundy! B-U-N-D-Y! Al Bundy! Made all-city back in '66. Four touchdowns. And I'm not talking the whole year. One game.

  Miss LeGroin : [with sarcasm]  Well, have a seat and allow me time to cool off.

• [Peggy, Bud, and Kelly hear Al's car approaching] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, there's your daddy's car. Now, he's gonna come in here and tell us he's failed. So let's practice what we're gonna say to him.

  [Peggy, Bud, and Kelly all point and laugh] 

  Peggy Bundy : The classics never die.

  [Al enters the house and Peggy, Bud, and Kelly all point and laugh at him] 

  Al Bundy : Laugh at this, hyenas: I got it. I got the commercial!

  [chuckles] 

  Al Bundy : I am the Zeus man.