Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Breaks Out (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : [while trying to ask Bud for $200]  Please? I need it to help me get a beer commercial.

  Bud Bundy : Budweiser?

  Kelly Bundy : No, Ice Hole.

  Bud Bundy : I'm just asking, slut.

• [Kelly has a zit] 

  Al Bundy : Now here's all the money I've got. I want you to go to a pharmacy and get some real medicine.

  Kelly Bundy : Outside? But Daddy, what if somebody sees my pimple?

  Al Bundy : Pumpkin, it's dark. Nobody's going to see the pimple.

  Kelly Bundy : I guess you right. I guess I'm being silly, huh?

  [opens door] 

  Man from distance : Whoa. Look at the zits on the blonde chick.

  Kelly Bundy : Thank God he didn't see the pimple, huh?

• Kelly Bundy : Mom's gonna send me some homemade pimple stuff.

  Al Bundy : From Uncle Sticky, sweetheart? You remember Uncle Sticky's face, honey? It's where we used to keep our keys.

• Kelly Bundy : In fact, advertisers are so afraid of good-looking people, that the producers won't even touch me... Well, they'll touch me, they just won't hire me.

• Al Bundy : For once... and I'm not afraid to say it... Al Bundy can't lose.

  [Kelly enters] 

  Kelly Bundy : Well, I was fired.

  Al Bundy : Can't win either.

• [the phone rings] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Aren't you gonna answer that?

  Al Bundy : No. I was happy. That means it's Peg.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, you don't know that.

  [Kelly answers the phone] 

  Kelly Bundy : Hello? It's Mom.

• Al Bundy : Sweetheart, don't worry about a thing. When we get done with your face this time, you'll be giving warthogs dry heaves.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, that's so sweet, Daddy, but it's too late. They already hired my ugly replacement.

  Al Bundy : Already? Who?

  Kelly Bundy : [changes the channel]  Well, see for yourself. Here's the commercial.

  [the Avengers theme music plays] 

  Woman : [on TV]  Hello. Remember me?

  Al Bundy : Oh, my God, she's 100! And she's still kicking high!

• Bud Bundy : I know a place where you might get your picture done for a hundred dollars.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, me too, but I don't wanna be in Jugs magazine.