- [the Bundys are in Hollywood for Kelly's TV show]
- Al: Think about it, fame, fortune all from your TV show.
- Kelly: Yeah, just think, some day my picture will be hanging on this wall with other exciting TV shows as...
- [reading the names of the NBS TV show posters]
- Kelly: Ellen and her Dog; Spike La Bee, New York City School Teacher; Art Alente, PI; Black Cop, White Girl; Me and the Shiksha; The Homeless Detective; Amos and Andrew... oh come on!
- [to Al]
- Kelly: Daddy, do they have to hang my picture here?
- Kelly Bundy: If you were watching channel 99 in Chicago last week, our topic was mens' butts. Now, we all felt that we didn't explore mens' butts sufficiently. In fact one butt was left totally uncovered.