Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1992)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Today is a momentous occasion: Daddy paid the water bill! How'd you do it, honey?

  Al Bundy : As overseer of the vast Bundy fortune, I came up with a bold financial plan: I sold my blood!

  [he rolls up his sleeve, showing five patches of gauze taped up the length of one arm] 

• [the Bundys drink a toast with the first water out of the tap] 

  Bud Bundy : To Dad's blood.

  Al Bundy : Heh-heh, and the poor sap who got it.