Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Takes a Shot (1995)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well if you really want to scare them away, an owl will usually do it.

  Al Bundy : An Al? I'M an Al.

• Al Bundy : Marcy, despite your annoying flapping of both lip and wing, I'm glad you're here. I'm having a problem with birds. Perhaps you can speak to them in their native tongue. They're keeping me up.

  Peggy Bundy : Ooh, what's their secret?

  Al Bundy : They look the same as they did in high school.

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Remember the story, "The Bundyville Horror"? This is the place. THESE are the people.

  Al Bundy : And this is the church, and this is the steeple.