Married... with Children (TV Series)
Kelly's Gotta Habit (1996)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Officer Dan : [gun drawn] Freeze, bitches!
Kelly Bundy : I haven't thought about men once, I swear!
Officer Dan : Damn! I always get this place confused with the crack house.
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Peggy Bundy : Don't tell me you're pregnant. I mean, what would the neighbors think? Me, a grandma at thirty-five.
Kelly Bundy : Mars to mom, I am not pregnant.
Peggy Bundy : Well, honey, then what is it? Bulimia? Anorexia? You found out about Santa Claus?
Kelly Bundy : What about Santa?
Peggy Bundy : [speechless]
Kelly Bundy : It's about not having sex.
Peggy Bundy : Oh my God, you got married!
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Bud Bundy : You're going to have to sign this morals clause. You have to be chaste.
Kelly Bundy : Well, do I get a head start.