Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly's Gotta Habit (1996)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Don't tell me you're pregnant. I mean, what would the neighbors think? Me, a grandma at thirty-five.

  Kelly Bundy : Mars to mom, I am not pregnant.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, honey, then what is it? Bulimia? Anorexia? You found out about Santa Claus?

  Kelly Bundy : What about Santa?

  Peggy Bundy : [speechless] 

  Kelly Bundy : It's about not having sex.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh my God, you got married!