Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kiss of the Coffee Woman (1996)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Al comes home from work] 

  Al Bundy : All right, I've had it. I'm sick of coming home, seeing you holding down the couch, watching Oprah, and stuffing your face full of bonbons. Now you either get your lazy ass in the kitchen and cook me a meal, or get out!

  [Jefferson is sitting on the couch in place of Peggy] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Come on, Al. Marcy won't let me back in the house until I have a job. If you kick me out too... where will I go?

  Al Bundy : Don't know, don't care.