Married... with Children (TV Series)

Life's a Beach (1989)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Steve Rhoades : We didn't come here to throw our happiness in your face. Actually, we came here if you could do me a favor.

  Al Bundy : What? Grab one of your wife's legs and make a wish.

  [Marcy gets up and tries to strangle Al for his comment. Steve holds her back and gets her to sit down] 

• Betsy : [a fat lady]  Hey, you're in my sun. I'm trying to get an all-over tan.

  Al Bundy : You're asking a lot of the sun.

• Al Bundy : Okay, everybody, let's get together for the picture...

  [sees that Bud and Kelly are gone] 

  Al Bundy : Kids? Damn! I coulda taken that picture and been home already.

• Peggy Bundy : Honey, take a picture of me, so you can remember me when I was beautiful.

  Al Bundy : What, you're gonna get worse?