Married... with Children (TV Series)

Love Conquers Al (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : [about Carlos' cousin]  Look, I'm not gonna dog-sit Esmerelda.

  Kelly Bundy : I'll get you a date with my friend Fawn.

  Bud Bundy : "Fawn, Fawn, let's get it on"?

  Kelly Bundy : That's the one.

  Bud Bundy : All right! But... she hates me.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, yeah, but she owes me for going out with her goofy brother who lives in the attic.

  Bud Bundy : In the attic? Ha ha ha! What a dork!

  [Bud goes downstairs to his room] 

  Kelly Bundy : [sarcastically]  Yeah, he'd be a lot cooler if he lived in the basement like you.

• Carlos : When do I get to meet your chaperones?

  Kelly Bundy : Soon, if you play your cards right.

  Carlos : No no no, I mean your parents. Where is your father, the village shoesmith?

  Kelly Bundy : Oh he's with my mother, the village shopper, and my grandmother, the village.

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Bud, I need your help with a date.

  Bud Bundy : Uh, I'm not videotaping anything, Kel.

  Kelly Bundy : No, I'm finally going out with Carlos.

  Bud Bundy : So, what, you need the Spanish translation for, "it unhooks in back"?

  Kelly Bundy : No, I already know how to say that.