Married... with Children (TV Series)

Love Conquers Al (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Ephraim Wanker : [about his wife]  I-I-I think she's a little embarrassed to be here.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, you... You know, Al, maybe Daddy's right. Maybe it'd make her feel better if we stick around and participate.

  Al Bundy : Peg, I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbury. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles. I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eyelids than spend any more time with these clowns.

  [the clown sitting among the other married couples looks sad after hearing the comment] 

  Ephraim Wanker : Look, uh, ahem, Al, you leave now, and you can forget about Mama and I patching things up here.

  Al Bundy : All right, I'll stay! But I swear, I'm not touching that bozo with the big red hair!

  [points to the clown sitting nearby] 

  Al Bundy : Or that guy!

• Peggy Bundy : Al, don't you think you're jumping to conclusions? All Dad said was that he's coming over here with big news.

  Al Bundy : What could be bigger than your mother? In captivity, that is.

• Peggy Bundy : [about the D'Arcys]  Gee, Al, they seem so much in love. Maybe this Dr. Richelieu could make our marriage happier.

  Al Bundy : Oh, no, Peg, the only doctor who could do that is Kevorkian.