Married... with Children (TV Series)

Luck of the Bundys (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, Kel. Break a leg.

  Kelly Bundy : Pass a stone.

• Al : You're going to tell me what the other half of those raisins were?

  Kelly Bundy : I can't, Daddy. The guys from the Atomic Energy Commission said mum's the word on this one.

• [Kelly describes her extravagant motorcycle stunt for her opening performance as "The Verminator."] 

  Al : Pumpkin, exactly where did you learn to do stunts like that?

  Kelly Bundy : In your car, ditching the police.

  [looks around] 

  Kelly Bundy : Where'd you learn to build a bunker like this?

  Al : In bed, ditching your mom.

• Kelly Bundy : The health inspector's closing down the diner for 2 days.

  Peggy : Well that's not so bad.

  Kelly Bundy : Then they're tearing it down. Can you believe it? I'm unemployed, and it's all because of those stupid raisin cookies.

  Al : The raisin cookies you were getting me for free every day?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah. You know, it turns out that only half the raisins were actually raisins.

  Al : What was the other half?

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, believe me, Daddy, you do not want to know.

• Kelly Bundy : This is just a start, you know, like Michael Jackson, before he became Diana Ross.