Married... with Children (TV Series)

Luck of the Bundys (1993)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : I bought a new dress. How does it look?

  Al : I don't know, Peg, I'd have to see it without you in it.

• Peggy : Good luck is a-comin'.

  Al : Does it say anything like: the wife is a-leavin'?

• Bud : Oh, by the way, Dad, they made me scrub all the toilets with a toothbrush, so I borrowed yours.

  [he takes a toothbrush out of his back pocket, hands it to Al and races upstairs] 

  Peggy : Well, at least the part about the toothbrush was bad luck.

  Al : No, Peg, this is good luck. This is yours.

• Al : You're going to tell me what the other half of those raisins were?

  Kelly Bundy : I can't, Daddy. The guys from the Atomic Energy Commission said mum's the word on this one.

• Al : Even if Kelly does leave, Bud'll still be here. And having only one kid around the house is like having only one noose around your neck.

• Al : I'd better check my cash reserves, or maybe I'd better call my broker, E. F. Nuttin.

• Al : Peg, have you ever heard of the Bundy Curse?

  Peggy : You mean that foot odor thing?

  Al : The *other* curse!

• [Kelly describes her extravagant motorcycle stunt for her opening performance as "The Verminator."] 

  Al : Pumpkin, exactly where did you learn to do stunts like that?

  Kelly Bundy : In your car, ditching the police.

  [looks around] 

  Kelly Bundy : Where'd you learn to build a bunker like this?

  Al : In bed, ditching your mom.

• Jefferson D'Arcy : He's got four Aces! I win! I win!

  [Jefferson grabs Al and waltzes him through the living room] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh God, I love you.

  Al : I hope those are chips in your pocket!

  [awkward pause] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : ...Mostly.

  [Al breaks loose] 

• Kelly Bundy : The health inspector's closing down the diner for 2 days.

  Peggy : Well that's not so bad.

  Kelly Bundy : Then they're tearing it down. Can you believe it? I'm unemployed, and it's all because of those stupid raisin cookies.

  Al : The raisin cookies you were getting me for free every day?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah. You know, it turns out that only half the raisins were actually raisins.

  Al : What was the other half?

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, believe me, Daddy, you do not want to know.