Married... with Children (TV Series)

Magnificent Seven (1992)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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• Al : Marcy, I'm saying this as a friend. Your body shows no signs of womanhood; it's obvious to me you're barren. And even if by some miracle you laid an egg, and then hatched a child, and tried to breast-feed, the poor kid would starve to death. Because, let's face it Marce, there can't be enough in there for a cup of coffee. So having said that - with love - from one friend to another, I offer you the son you'll never have. Let me go get his clothes.

  [starts to leave] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, Al, I couldn't possibly accept anything from you. Instead, let me give you something... ten fingers of death!

  [throttles him] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!

  [Jefferson pulls her off] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : And I have breasts, damn it!

• Marcy D'Arcy : [after meeting Seven]  So where are his parents?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, they went out for cigarettes.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, the old cigarette ploy. They stuck you with their kid and they're never coming back.

  [Marcy and Jefferson laughs] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : So what are you gonna name this one, Financial Burden III?