Married... with Children (TV Series)

Magnificent Seven (1992)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Yeah, nothing can ruin Sunday for me.

  [sniffs] 

  Al Bundy : Wait a minute, what's that?

  [sniffs around, then turns to Kelly] 

  Al Bundy : Open your mouth.

  [Kelly opens her mouth, Al smells her breath] 

  Al Bundy : It's an M&M!

  [realizes what this means, then turns to Peg] 

  Al Bundy : Oh, God, your family's coming! How much time do I have?

  [doorbell rings] 

  Al Bundy : Great Caesar's ghost, they're here! Have you made the preparation?

  Peggy Bundy : Of course.

  Al Bundy : What about the dog?

  Peggy Bundy : He's ready.

  [shot of Buck, wearing a large sign around his neck: "I AM NOT FOR EATING."] 

  Kelly Bundy : Shouldn't we have a sign like that?

• Peggy Bundy : [opens the door]  Zemus! Ida Mae!

  Zemus : Peggy, you look good enough to eat!

  [he moves to hug her, she smacks him on the forehead] 

  Zemus : [moves to hug Kelly]  Little cousin...

  Kelly Bundy : [smacks him]  No!

  Zemus : [opens his arms]  Big boy...

  Bud Bundy : [raising a fist]  Don't even dream about it, Zemus.

  Zemus : So where's the dog?

  [Buck is seen holding a rolled-up newspaper in his mouth] 

• Peggy Bundy : Seven? Well, why'd you pick that name?

  Zemus : 'Cause we had one, two, three, four, five, seven kids.

• Peggy Bundy : [singing]  Hush, little baby, don't you cry, Bud will be gone soon, So kiss him goodbye, And if Bud won't leave on his own...

  [talks] 

  Peggy Bundy : I'll throw him out, and then it'll just be me and you.

• Bud Bundy : What am I even doing home? I know I've got the bod. Got the arms, the chest, and even I can't keep my hands off my butt.

  [feels his butt, Peggy comes in and sees him] 

  Peggy Bundy : You really should talk to Daddy.

• Peggy Bundy : I just came in to say good night.

  Bud Bundy : Good night.

  Peggy Bundy : [casually]  Yeah, thanks.

  [goes over to Seven and tickles him] 

  Peggy Bundy : Cooch, cooch, cooch, cooch, my little man!

• Al Bundy : [about Seven's parents]  By the way, uh, where are the Kettles?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, right after you left, they went out for cigarettes.

  Al Bundy : [alarmed, covers Seven's ears]  And you let them go? That has to be the dumbest move in history! No, the second dumbest. The first dumbest had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex.

• Marcy D'Arcy : [after meeting Seven]  So where are his parents?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, they went out for cigarettes.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, the old cigarette ploy. They stuck you with their kid and they're never coming back.

  [Marcy and Jefferson laughs] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : So what are you gonna name this one, Financial Burden III?