- Peggy Bundy: Oh hi honey, look, Steve and Marcy are here.
- Al: Yeah, I know. I've been circling the block waiting for them to leave... and finally ran out of gas.
- Kelly Bundy: Listen, I really like one of these guys. He's really nice, but don't make any sudden moves. OK?
- Steve: I guess I can dial 911 slowly.
- Al: Peg, it's almost five o'clock, I can't believe the traffic. Why does everybody always stop and watch somebody change a tire? When I wait in traffic that long, the least they can show me is some mangled bodies!
- Al: [turns on the TV] Ah, SpectraVision.
- [takes off his shirt]
- Al: Alright, I'm ready, let's go.
- Peggy Bundy: Wait, we promised the kids we'd call them when we got here.
- Al: I dunno, the mood is fading.
- Peggy Bundy: Yeah, I've been there before.
- [puts down the phone]
- Peggy Bundy: I'm ready.
- Al: [they hug each other tightly] Ya know, this is nice, just the two of us. We don't have to rush because we're worried the kids'll be coming in.
- TV Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for our national anthem.
- [Al brings Peggy down to the bed in a hurry]