Married... with Children (TV Series)

Married... with Prom Queen: Part 1 (1989)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

Quotes 

• Steve Rhoades : [Steve drags in Buck by the collar]  Al, your dog burst into our house and then hid under our bed. He does that every day around suppertime. Quite frankly, he needs a bath and he won't listen to a word I say.

  Peggy Bundy : [chuckles, looks at Al]  Doggy see, doggy do.

• Al Bundy : I don't understand. I mean, the father's the boss, isn't he? I mean, Robert Young was the boss. Fred MacMurray got some respect. Even Fred Flintstone had his day once or twice. Are you telling me I'm not the man Fred Flintstone is?

  Steve Rhoades : Well, he had a better job than you do.

• Steve Rhoades : Yeah, see? Th-Th-Th-That's what reunions are for. To laugh and point at the pitiful. You know, Al, the wretches, the failures, the people who haven't accomplished a damn thing since high school.

  [Al looks depressed] 

  Steve Rhoades : I, uh... Uh, I'm sorry, Al.

  Al Bundy : You know, Barney Rubble wasn't much, but at least he was supportive, Steve.