Married... with Children (TV Series)
Master the Possibilities (1988)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : How was your day, honey?
Al Bundy : Oh great, only worked half a day, stopped to get something to eat, whipped out the old credit card, they whipped out the old scissors and cut it in half.
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Al Bundy : And now I'm gonna take care of all our credit problems.
Peggy Bundy : Well, you know, honey, I don't know much about these things, but it seems to me that when they take a buzz saw to your credit card in public, it's just their way of saying, "Get lost, deadbeat."
Al Bundy : Well, we'll just send for some we don't have. How are they gonna know you broke me? Ah, credit's so easy to get these days. These companies will just fight for a new guy like me.
[days later, Al and Peggy are looking through the mail]
Al Bundy : Everybody said no?
Peggy Bundy : No. Everybody said, "Get lost, deadbeat."
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Peggy Bundy : [still looking through the mail] Here's something I missed. Oh, look, it's a credit card.
Al Bundy : Ha ha! See? I told you anybody can get a credit card.
Peggy Bundy : Anybody did, Al. It's for Buck!
[Peggy laughs as Al looks on in shock]
Peggy Bundy : And you couldn't even get a gas card!
[Bud enters]
Peggy Bundy : Hey, Bud, Buck got a credit card.
Bud Bundy : Wow. Dad can't even get a gas card?
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Peggy Bundy : Al, you're just jealous of the dog.
Al Bundy : Mm, I'm jealous of anybody not married to you.