Married... with Children (TV Series)

Master the Possibilities (1988)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : How was your day, honey?

  Al Bundy : Oh great, only worked half a day, stopped to get something to eat, whipped out the old credit card, they whipped out the old scissors and cut it in half.

• Al Bundy : And now I'm gonna take care of all our credit problems.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, you know, honey, I don't know much about these things, but it seems to me that when they take a buzz saw to your credit card in public, it's just their way of saying, "Get lost, deadbeat."

  Al Bundy : Well, we'll just send for some we don't have. How are they gonna know you broke me? Ah, credit's so easy to get these days. These companies will just fight for a new guy like me.

  [days later, Al and Peggy are looking through the mail] 

  Al Bundy : Everybody said no?

  Peggy Bundy : No. Everybody said, "Get lost, deadbeat."

• Peggy Bundy : [still looking through the mail]  Here's something I missed. Oh, look, it's a credit card.

  Al Bundy : Ha ha! See? I told you anybody can get a credit card.

  Peggy Bundy : Anybody did, Al. It's for Buck!

  [Peggy laughs as Al looks on in shock] 

  Peggy Bundy : And you couldn't even get a gas card!

  [Bud enters] 

  Peggy Bundy : Hey, Bud, Buck got a credit card.

  Bud Bundy : Wow. Dad can't even get a gas card?

• Peggy Bundy : Al, you're just jealous of the dog.

  Al Bundy : Mm, I'm jealous of anybody not married to you.