- Peggy Bundy: How was your day, honey?
- Al Bundy: Oh great, only worked half a day, stopped to get something to eat, whipped out the old credit card, they whipped out the old scissors and cut it in half.
- Steve Rhoades: Did he happen to sign Buck's name to the receipts?
- Bud Bundy: Sure.
- Steve Rhoades: Then its a-prison he'll be goin'. You might want to let him know.
- Bud Bundy: Well he's sorta at a hotel.
- Steve Rhoades: Then he's sorta in big trouble.
- Kristi: What's the matter?
- Bud Bundy: Nothing that can't wait.
- Al Bundy: And now I'm gonna take care of all our credit problems.
- Peggy Bundy: Well, you know, honey, I don't know much about these things, but it seems to me that when they take a buzz saw to your credit card in public, it's just their way of saying, "Get lost, deadbeat."
- Al Bundy: Well, we'll just send for some we don't have. How are they gonna know you broke me? Ah, credit's so easy to get these days. These companies will just fight for a new guy like me.
- [days later, Al and Peggy are looking through the mail]
- Al Bundy: Everybody said no?
- Peggy Bundy: No. Everybody said, "Get lost, deadbeat."
- Peggy Bundy: [still looking through the mail] Here's something I missed. Oh, look, it's a credit card.
- Al Bundy: Ha ha! See? I told you anybody can get a credit card.
- Peggy Bundy: Anybody did, Al. It's for Buck!
- [Peggy laughs as Al looks on in shock]
- Peggy Bundy: And you couldn't even get a gas card!
- [Bud enters]
- Peggy Bundy: Hey, Bud, Buck got a credit card.
- Bud Bundy: Wow. Dad can't even get a gas card?
- Peggy Bundy: Al, you're just jealous of the dog.
- Al Bundy: Mm, I'm jealous of anybody not married to you.