Married... with Children (TV Series)

Movie Show (1993)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al : That was a beautiful, lovely movie. I saw 22 hooters, a bunch of guys were killed, had no story at all.

  [wipes away a tear] 

  Al : It had... it had everything.

• [Kelly gets up from her seat and walks over to Frank] 

  Kelly Bundy : Hello, Frank.

  Frank : Kelly! Oh, uh... It - it's not what you think... You see, uh... I was planning on using her dentist and I was just checking out his work.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, well, I might have bought that if I didn't know that you already see an excellent dentist. But you know, it's okay. I mean, at first I was hurt to see you with someone else, but, after all, I canceled the date. It's my birthday, and it's time to handle my life maturely. I just wanna let you know that I understand what happened and it's okay.

  [Kelly returns to her seat and sits down] 

  Kelly Bundy : Daddy, beat him up.

  Al Bundy : Of course pumpkin.

  [Al gets up, walks over to Frank while his girlfriend quickly runs away, beats him up for a while and returns to his seat] 

  Al Bundy : And that's why cable will never replace the movie-going experience.

• [in a movie theater] 

  Al : I just complained to the manager about the lack of hooters in this film.

• Al : Bud, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Bud : Luscious hooters?

  Al : No. That's what I should have been thinking about, but no.