Married... with Children (TV Series)

My Dinner with Anthrax (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• [the band Anthrax looks into the Bundy's refrigerator which is empty] 

  Anthrax Band Member : Wow, the desolation.

  Anthrax Band Member : It's not totally empty. There's a Chia Pet in there.

  Bud Bundy : Uh, that... That's not a Chia Pet. Uh, that was a meat loaf. But, uh, there's always Mom's aluminum-foil-wrapped mystery pack.

  [the band grabs the aluminum wrapped package and begins eating the contents] 

  Bud Bundy : [to Kelly]  Oh, wow. They're gonna eat the mystery pack. Even Dad won't eat the mystery pack. These guys are cool!

  Anthrax Band Member : Wow, the colors. The colors.

  Anthrax Band Member : Is your hunk moving?

  Anthrax Band Member : Oh, it's biting me!

  Anthrax Band Member : If it came out of the fridge, why is it hot?

  Anthrax Band Member : I see 50 people now. Let's jam.

• Bud Bundy : Hey, Dad...

  Al Bundy : Go away.

  Bud Bundy : Dad, this isn't about money.

  Al Bundy : Go away anyhow.

  Bud Bundy : Dad! We wanna throw a party on the 30th. Can we, please?

  Al Bundy : Absolutely not. I have something very important to do that night, requires total silence. I can't get too technical, but it involves your mother, our anniversary, and me making love to her 'til I shrivel up and die. Now, you're too young to hear any more. Excuse me. I'm going to go outside and walk blindly in traffic.

• Bud Bundy : Well, here's a little game I know that can break the ice at any party. We say our first names and then the name of an animal that begins with the same letter. I'll go first. Bud... Bear. Go on.

  Anthrax Band Member : Dan... Bite me!