Married... with Children (TV Series)
My Dinner with Anthrax (1992)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Okay, now that you're more composed, could you tell me what you were doing sitting behind my car with the exhaust pipe in your mouth?
Al Bundy : [wheezing] My wife... wants me to make... love to her.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, then shouldn't she be the one with her mouth on the exhaust pipe?
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Wilt Chamberlain claims to have made love to over 20,000 women.
Al Bundy : Yeah, and not one of them was his wife.
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Jefferson D'Arcy : You can do it, big guy.
Al Bundy : No, I can't. You don't understand. It's my wife, it's just not right!
Jefferson D'Arcy : It's your own fault for being so... damn desirable, Al.
Al Bundy : Yes, you're right. Of course I see that now. When my looks says "yes", how can I say "no"?
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Jefferson D'Arcy : All right, come on, you can do it, Al. First you... you put on some music, and then you turn the lights down low.
Al Bundy : Low?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.
Al Bundy : Low?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.
Al Bundy : But I can still see her!
