Married... with Children (TV Series)
My Dinner with Anthrax (1992)
Scott Ian: Anthrax Band Member
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Quotes
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[the band Anthrax looks into the Bundy's refrigerator which is empty]
Anthrax Band Member : Wow, the desolation.
Anthrax Band Member : It's not totally empty. There's a Chia Pet in there.
Bud Bundy : Uh, that... That's not a Chia Pet. Uh, that was a meat loaf. But, uh, there's always Mom's aluminum-foil-wrapped mystery pack.
[the band grabs the aluminum wrapped package and begins eating the contents]
Bud Bundy : [to Kelly] Oh, wow. They're gonna eat the mystery pack. Even Dad won't eat the mystery pack. These guys are cool!
Anthrax Band Member : Wow, the colors. The colors.
Anthrax Band Member : Is your hunk moving?
Anthrax Band Member : Oh, it's biting me!
Anthrax Band Member : If it came out of the fridge, why is it hot?
Anthrax Band Member : I see 50 people now. Let's jam.
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[Anthrax is snowed in at the Bundy's]
Anthrax Band Member : "Let's get there early," you said. "For once, let's be responsible," you said. "That dog won't take a whiz on my guitar," you said.
Anthrax Band Member : I'm not so sure it was the dog, Mr. Two-Six-Packs-of-Malt-Liquor.