Married... with Children (TV Series)

My Mom, the Mom (1989)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Now, you remember that 300 pound behemoth that orbited her way in here about an hour ago?

  Bud Bundy : The one with the chicken wings between her giant teeth?

  Al Bundy : No, the other one that I sold a pair of flats to. That was a $20 sale. That means a solid $1.97 in commission for me. After taxes, social security and your mom, I just earned myself a cool nickel. You know, I never figured that out before. Other people are making money. A nickel?

• Bud Bundy : It's an investment, Dad. Now listen, Kelly has a big math test coming up. Now me and the guys are getting a pool together to guess her score. Now, if I act fast, I can cover 0 to 20, and we'll be rolling in dough.

  Al Bundy : Put me down for 15.