Married... with Children (TV Series)
No Chicken, No Check (1993)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : And you know what I'm going to do now?
Peggy : You're gonna give all the extra money to me?
Al : Yes, to buy groceries.
Peggy : What's groceries?
Al : The stuff you have to wade through to get to the TV Guide. And I'd better be able to eat everything in that bag, Peg. Just food. Just beef. Just do it.
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[Al and the kids have returned from the auto auction]
Peggy : Did you buy the kids a car, Al?
Kelly : [off screen] DON'T TOUCH MY CAR! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN!
Bud : [off screen] IN THAT CASE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SITTING IN IT!
Al : Yes, I did. And, as you can see, all of my worries about them fighting were unfounded.
[Looks out the window where Kelly has Bud in a headlock beating him on the head]
Al : On the upside, however, I did get them to knock off $100. Why pay for seat belts if you don't have brakes?
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[Al has an instant Polaroid camera taking photos of Peggy just off-screen]
Al : That's right, Peg. God, they look so firm. Hold 'em up for me, baby.
[Al takes a photo]
Al : Now, let's see that pretty rump. Beautiful!
[Al takes another photo of Peggy... holding a rump of ham. She is standing beside the open refrigerator door that is now filled with various packaged meats]
Peggy : Ow! My blisters are hurting from carrying that food to the checkout counter.
Al : Well Peg, if you'd been there before, you would have known that the carts in front of the store are for that.
Peggy : I thought that was parking for the homeless.