Married... with Children (TV Series)

No Chicken, No Check (1993)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Al : Jefferson, tell them what $800 can buy.

  Jefferson : Well, it could buy you a nice car.

  Kelly : You really know where we can get a car for $800, Mr. D'Arcy?

  Jefferson : Sure do. Car auctions. You know, where they sell cars seized by federal agencies.

  Marcy : It's true. They may not be in the best of shape, bullet holes, blood stains, the smell of rotting bodies. But then you don't seem to mind riding in the Dodge.

  Al : There's no bullet holes in my Dodge. But that can be changed if you're willing to crawl into the trunk.