Married... with Children (TV Series)

No Ma'am (1993)

Dan Tullis Jr.: Officer Dan

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Quotes 

• Officer Dan : You again, Bundy?

  Al Bundy : Where were you last week when I got mugged out in front of my store?

  Officer Dan : Where were YOU last week when *I* got mugged outside of your store?

• Officer Dan : Hey, aren't you Jerry Springer, that masculine feminist?

  Jerry Springer : Yes, I am.

  Officer Dan : Tie him back up!

  Jerry Springer : What the...

  [the police tie Jerry back up] 

  Officer Dan : I hate that guy.