Married... with Children (TV Series)

No Pot to Pease In (1994)

Bruce Fine: Ben Pease

Quotes 

• Ben : Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

  Mel : [not making eye contact]  Hi Ben.

  Patty : [not making eye contact]  Hi, Naomi.

  [Ben waves the arm of the large, rubber, blow-up doll he is carrying] 

  Ben : Can she and I go to the movies tonight?

  Mel : Son, don't you think it's time you got a real girlfriend?

  Ben : [giving them an embarrassed look]  Dad... I do have a real girlfriend. It's just that this one puts out.