Married... with Children (TV Series)

Nooner or Later (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Where are you going?

  Peggy Bundy : We're going to the Burned Beyond Recognition concert. We received two free tickets as a consolation prize from the Rick Dees show.

  Kelly Bundy : Wait, Daddy's the reason that we don't have those tickets. We should have them.

  Al : Are you kidding me? You don't know what I had to go through to get those tickets. You don't know where I've been. And believe me, it wasn't Tahiti.

  Bud Bundy : But Dad, you don't even like B.B.R.

  Al : Well, I don't like S-E-X with M-O-M, but it's my J-O-B.

• Kelly Bundy : I got us backstage passes. All I had to do was trade places with some guy.

  Bud Bundy : Kelly, these are bus transfers.

  Kelly Bundy : Hey, not only can we get backstage, we have a way to the concert!

  Bud Bundy : [annoyed]  You can't be this dumb.

  Kelly Bundy : I can be anything I wanna be. It's the 90s.

• Kelly Bundy : [in the long queue for the rock concert]  I'm starving. It's obvious Mom's not gonna bring us any food. And I can't leave you here. You'd give away our place to anything in a skirt.

  Bud Bundy : Well, I'm not leaving you here. You'd give your skirt away to anyone in the place.

• Bud Bundy : I can't believe it. The guy in front of us gets the last ticket, and what do I get? I spend three days of my life with you.

  [she raises her eyes] 

  Bud Bundy : Three days! Oh, sure, it might be fun for the Navy, but...

  [gives her a dirty look] 

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, like you had anything better to do than dunk your girlfriend in water to see where she leaks.

  Bud Bundy : Hey, at least she has an excuse for having air in her head.

  [gets an amused look] 

  Bud Bundy : That is, if I had a rubber girlfriend.

  [she continues to gloat] 

  Bud Bundy : Which I... Which I don't.

  [gloating look continues] 

  Bud Bundy : Not... Not anymore...