Married... with Children (TV Series)

Nooner or Later (1994)

Chi McBride: Dexter

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Quotes 

• [a fat woman is having shoes put onto her at a shoe store] 

  Barbara : OWW! Your hurting my baby toe!

  Dexter : Ma'am. There ain't a damn thing on your body that's "baby".

• [a large fat woman has just fallen on top of Dexter after he had apparently tried to give her too much tranquilizer] 

  Dexter : Help! She's fallen and I can't get up!

  Al : Dexter, are you okay?

  Dexter : I think I'm done for. Just shoot me... and tell Laura I love her.

  [Dexter passes out] 

  Al : NOOOO! Dexter, I'll call for help. Just try to find an air pocket in there somewhere.

• Dexter : Mr Bundy? I'm Dexter, the temp you ordered.

  Al : That can't be. I ordered someone with a 44-inch chest.

  Dexter : D-Cup?

  Al : Yeah.

  Dexter : That's me.

  Al : So, Dexter, have you ever sold shoes before?

  Dexter : Nope. You?

  Al : Nope.

• Al : Dexter, I've got to get home. Mind the store.

  Dexter : But I don't know how to work the register.

  Al : Well, do what I do, pocket it.