Married... with Children (TV Series)

Nooner or Later (1994)

Helen Siff: Leona

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [a little fat girl named Penelope is trying on shoes] 

  Penelope : Does this look like pink? I said pink. Pink you bone top!

  Al : A thousand apologies, my little carbuncle.

  Penelope : With this attitude, you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life.

  Al : Yeah, well take a gander into the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like.

  [Penelope's super-obese mother is sitting in the chair. She has too much makeup on her face and is wearing a T-shirt which reads: 'Chocolate: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore'] 

  Leona : Come, Penelope. Let's go someplace where they treat us with respect!

  Al : Why don't you two try the moon? You'll weigh less there.