Married... with Children (TV Series)

Oh, What a Feeling (1989)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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• Al : [Al is trying to fix the car]  Alright, I think I got it. Kelly, turn it on.

  Bud : Uh, Dad, you might want to tell Kelly to use the key or she might start rubbing up against it.

• Bud : Dad, wouldn't it be a lot easier to walk to work without a car?

• Bud : Hi, mum.

  Peggy : Hi, Kelly.

  Kelly : Hi, mum.

  Peggy : Hi, Bud.

  Al : Hi, Peg, and before you say "Hi, the milkman", it's me.

  Peggy : I know, I have a nose.

• Kelly : Hi, Daddy. I saw you pushing the car. Doesn't it work?

  Al : [sarcastic]  Oh, sure it does, honey. It was such a nice day, I didn't want to waste it sitting in the car like all those other jerks on the expressway.

  Kelly : Oh.

  Al : Of course it doesn't work! Honey, if you saw Dad pushing it why didn't you come and give me a hand?

  Kelly : Well, it looked pretty boring. I mean you were going so slow and everything. You know, a person could get a heart attack pushing a car in this heat. And you gotta think about Mom. What would she do if she lost the both of us? If you kick, it's okay she can always marry again, but if I went...

  Al : Kelly, honey! Forget about it, okay? Just give old Dad a chance to push his spleen through his navel.

  Bud : [Bud enters]  Hey, Dad. We saw you pushing the old car. Me and some of my friends thought you'd never make it up the hill.

  Al : Did you ever thing about helping old Dad?

  Bud : In this heat?

  Al : You know, you kids have been so great. Why don't you hop in this car and I'll push the two of you to the ice cream parlor.

  Kelly : Thanks, Dad! Oh, and push it fast so we'll look cool.

• [Al, for the first time ever, DRIVES into the garage in a old Dodge Ford car to the tune of Sam & Dave's 'I'm Walkin'] 

  Kelly : Daddy... you're driving!

  Al : You darn tootin'. What do you think?

  Peggy : It looks just like your old car.

  Al : Peg, you never can relize how important a man's car is and how much it has been used. My old car had just over 99,000 miles on it. This only only has... 18. What does that tell you?

  Bud : [sarcastic]  That this car was only driven one mile per year?