Married... with Children (TV Series)
Peggy Made a Little Lamb (1990)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Family TV hour, Buck! Now, let's see what's on TV. Hey, here's a good show for you, Peg. "Goober."
[reads slower]
Al Bundy : "Gooooober Goooes To Tooown." Go ahead, Peg. You try to read the rest.
[everyone laughs]
Bud Bundy : How about this one? How about some math, Mom?
[holds up one finger]
Bud Bundy : How many fingers am I holding up?
[everyone laughs]
Kelly Bundy : Yeah, yeah, Mom. Answer this one.
[is unable to think of anything]
Kelly Bundy : Oh, well, it doesn't matter. At least I'm not the stupidest.
Al Bundy : Kids, come with me. I want to show you something. It's the only one of its kind in the house. My high school diploma.
Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : Ooooh!
Al Bundy : Kelly, pretty soon you'll have one. Then, Bud, you'll have one. And then, well, that's all.
[everyone laughs]
Al Bundy : Oh, wait a minute. That's not fair. Buck graduated obedience school. See? Here's his diploma. So, see, Peg, you're kind of... fifth smartest.
Peggy Bundy : I am not dumber than the dog!
Al Bundy : Oh, yeah? Well, let's just see about that. Buck, get off the couch.
[Buck leaps off the couch]
Al Bundy : When was the last time you did that, Peg?
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[Peggy is trying to find out why she didn't graduate]
Peggy Bundy : Okay. I see the problem. It seems that I failed one stupid, useless class in my senior year.
Bud Bundy : What did you fail, Mom?
Peggy Bundy : Home Economics.